Mi persona ideal:
The NO things:

NO picture: If you are too lazy to upload even a single picture, I’ll be too lazy to show any interest in you.

NO profile info: If you are too lazy to show who you are and what do you want, you’ll be too lazy to provide me with anything interesting.

Bossy from the beginning: If you assume that I must obey you just because you decided to call yourself master, I’ll assume that I will ignore anything from you just because I have the power to do that.

Friend request out of the blue: If you add me as a friend without talking, I will happily declare you as not friend and I’ll ignore you (if I have a good day).

Dick picture: If you just show that same thing everybody else is showing and expect to catch my attention: sorry, you are just another one between thousands. I’m not interested in getting from you what everybody else is also offering.

Asking something that is in my profile: If you are too lazy to read what I took time to write, I’ll assume you’ll be too lazy to read any other thing I might write.

And in general: I’m looking for originality and creativity. If your conversation is just the same I had 100 times before, I won’t expend my time on repeating it one more time.

Sólo busco charlar y conocer gente, sin mayor propósito en mente. Considero que las cosas valiosas salen cuando han de salir, sin buscarlas ni mucho menos forzarlas, y por eso no lo hago. Estoy más que experimentada, pero no busco una relación actualmente. Si bien me considero bisexual, tengo mis preferencias. No me preguntes por ellas ni hagas las típicas preguntas, si estamos hablando es una buena señal, sin más.

Valoro y necesito a la gente original y creativa, que se sale de lo típico, capaz de sorprenderme. Si tu idea es un polvo rápido condimentado con esposas: no me interesas. Si tu idea de la sumisión es que se hace lo que te da la gana sin límites: no me interesas. Si tu idea de la sumisión es que tienes derecho a no tener educación o a tener todos los derechos del mundo tan sólo porque yo me considere sumisa o porque tu te hayas puesto la autoetiqueta de Amo: no eres mi tipo. Si tu idea es tener largas charlas sobre la filosofía de este mundo y lo que es correcto y no: no me interesas (toda la teoría ya me la sé yo). Si te limitas a las preguntas típicas de donde cuando y cómo, o a hacer chistes fáciles o guarros: no me interesas. Si eres la clase de personas que se limita a interrogarme sobre lo que me gusta para darme eso mismo, sin innovar, o si tu idea de la innovación es hacer lo mismo, pero cambiando el embalaje: no me interesas.

Estoy a vuelta de todo, y sé muy bien lo que quiero: originalidad, saber hacer, gente creativa, única... Si me vas a decir que si soy demasiado exigente: Si fuera fácil de conseguir no estaría buscándolo, gente para polvos hay en todos lados.

I'm just looking to chat and meet people, with no further purpose in mind. I consider that valuable things come out when they have to, without looking for them, much less forcing them, and that is why I do not do it. I'm more than experienced, but I'm not looking for a relationship right now. Although I consider myself bisexual, I have my preferences. Don't ask me about them or ask the typical questions, if we are talking is a good sign, just like that. Make clever questions or provide creative feedback.

I value and need original and creative people, who are out of the ordinary, able to surprise me. If your idea is a quick fuck spiced with handcuffs: I'm not interested in you. If your idea of submission is that you do whatever you want without limits: I'm not interested in you. If your idea of submission is that you have the right to lack of basic respect or to have all the right of the world just because I consider myself submissive or because you have self-put a Master label: you are not my type (I give respect and submission to MY master, not to anyone self-claiming it). If your idea is to have long talks about the philosophy of this world and what is right and wrong: you don't interest me (I already know all the theory I need). If you limit yourself to the typical questions of where and how, or make easy or dirty jokes: I don't care about you. If you're the kind of person who just asks me about what I like to give me the same thing, without innovating, or if your idea of innovation is to do the same thing, but changing the packaging: I'm not interested in you.

I know very well what I want: originality, creative people, unique new games or situations.... If you're going to tell me that I'm too picky: Yes, I am. If it was easy to get I wouldn't be looking for it, finding people for a fuck is really easy.