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Dad Joke... 2019-12-21
What’s Beethoven doing in his grave... <br><br>
De-composing
2 評論, 17 瀏覽次數,
13 票
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Dad Joke . . . 2019-12-19
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
0 評論, 6 瀏覽次數,
6 票
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What goes up, and never comes down?.......................... 2019-12-12
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. ..... the amount of points needed to chat to someone on IM!!
3 評論, 12 瀏覽次數,
5 票
,4.77 分數
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Getting all catty 2019-12-10
Entered my cat into the cat olympics milk drinking competition.
She set a new lap record...
0 評論, 6 瀏覽次數,
4 票
,1.69 分數
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Just getting by. 2019-12-10
What's the point? where's the points?
0 評論, 4 瀏覽次數,
2 票
,3.81 分數
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A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which the funniness culminates in the final s 2019-11-06
A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which
the funniness culminates in the final sentence, called
the punchline… In fact, the main condition is that the
tension should reach its highest level at the very end.
No continuation relieving the tension should be added.
As for its being "oral, " it is true that jokes
may appear printed, but when further transferred, there ...
5 評論, 52 瀏覽次數,
18 票
,4.08 分數
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watching 2019-11-05
watching drunk bitches get drunk and start to fight and
watching them fight is funny
0 評論, 7 瀏覽次數,
4 票
,3.63 分數
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cheesy joke.... 2019-11-02
Where did you learn how to make ice cream? At sundae school.
2 評論, 8 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,1.94 分數
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Difference? 2019-10-30
Q: What is the difference between an oral thermometer and
a rectal thermometer? <br><br>
A: The taste.
0 評論, 4 瀏覽次數,
3 票
,3.43 分數
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Chuck Norris 2019-10-26
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already
had three missed calls by Chuck Norris!
2 評論, 12 瀏覽次數,
7 票
,2.02 分數
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? 2019-10-26
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? <br><br>
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... all! hahahah!
1 評論, 13 瀏覽次數,
9 票
,1.29 分數
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dad joke.... 2019-10-24
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then
it would be a foot."
1 評論, 6 瀏覽次數,
4 票
,2.47 分數
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make your point 2019-10-14
Hoping to make lots of points here.
1 評論, 6 瀏覽次數,
4 票
,2.08 分數
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You old you 2019-10-12
What type of has magical powers..................................................................................................
............................... ............................. ......................... .................. ............ .......... ...... A labracadabrador
0 評論, 6 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,1.94 分數
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Points 2019-10-10
Hey there, points points points.
0 評論, 3 瀏覽次數,
2 票
,1.04 分數
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Points 2019-10-10
Hey there, points points points.
2 評論, 12 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,1.37 分數
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Points 2019-10-10
Hey there, points points points.
0 評論, 6 瀏覽次數,
5 票
,2.16 分數
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Points 2019-10-10
Hey there, points points points.
0 評論, 5 瀏覽次數,
4 票
,1.69 分數
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Points 2019-10-10
Hey there, points points points.
0 評論, 3 瀏覽次數,
3 票
,1.96 分數
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Oranges and lemons 2019-10-09
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot..........................
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................... a carrot.
0 評論, 8 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,2.23 分數
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looking at you 2019-10-05
looking for a woman here can be very hard because all they
want is what they prefer there wants most of the ladies
here don;t even realize that they are way off on there wants
there nothing here that is perfect you want all that tell
we see your picture and we see that your fucking joking ladies
wake up this is not fantasy world your not everything you
though you where believe most men here at ...
0 評論, 16 瀏覽次數,
9 票
,1.29 分數
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dirty 2019-10-03
meeting new mature woman is a joke because some are sooo
serious and some are soo picky come on you are too picky your
mature you dont have the same when you where soooo
quit being sooo picky
0 評論, 15 瀏覽次數,
9 票
,0.86 分數
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what did the cock say ... ? 2019-08-26
what did the cock say to the pussy? <br><br>
why, 'yes', of course! 
0 評論, 24 瀏覽次數,
16 票
,1.66 分數
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Knock Knock 2019-06-19
whos there ?
3 評論, 26 瀏覽次數,
11 票
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I always laugth on this 2019-01-09
This reminds me, when i was tied up by the first time, and
suddenly I had to go to the bathroom, but I couldn't
6 評論, 118 瀏覽次數,
22 票
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ER Visit 2018-12-31
A man goes into the ER complaining of anal pain. The doctor
orders x-rays to see what's going on. When reviewing
the x-rays they notice 3 plastic heads inside the
man's ass. The nurse looks at the doctor and says...
<br><br>
"Doctor, will he be alright?" <br><br>
The doctor replies.... <br><br>
"Don't worry nurse he's ...
1 評論, 28 瀏覽次數,
4 票
,2.86 分數
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Tattoo 2018-07-30
A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him
as a basketball player. They start to talk, and eventually,
go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes
off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
'What's that?' the lady questions. 'Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will
see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.' ...
3 評論, 81 瀏覽次數,
15 票
,4.82 分數
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Get well soon! 2018-07-27
A traffic cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well;
however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
in his crotch. <br><br>
Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors
hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital
gown up enough so he could look at ...
4 評論, 92 瀏覽次數,
13 票
,4.65 分數
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Files Her Tax Return 2018-07-27
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells
him that she needs to file her taxes. <br><br>
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll
need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address,
social security number, and then asks, "What is your
occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm
a ." The accountant balks and says, "No,
no, no. ...
7 評論, 105 瀏覽次數,
16 票
,4.74 分數
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Born When? 2018-07-24
I was chatting to this girl in the pub last night and told
her of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman
was born, simply by holding their breasts in my hands. <br><br>
She thought I was having her on but was nonetheless very
curious. <br><br>
Eventually curiosity got the better of her and she said
“Oh go-on then, give it a go!” <br><br>
I ...
3 評論, 58 瀏覽次數,
10 票
,3.39 分數
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