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Airplanes 2021-08-11
I have a joke about airplanes, but it seems to go over peoples
heads.
2 評論, 169 瀏覽次數,
151 票
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SEX Jokes 2021-07-26
Anyone have some funny jokes or stories that have occurred
while in the sack?
0 評論, 119 瀏覽次數,
101 票
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JOKERS 2021-05-05
Any funny sex jokes out there?
0 評論, 117 瀏覽次數,
104 票
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bad joke 2021-04-28
man walks into a bar.... ouch!
2 評論, 169 瀏覽次數,
136 票
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Funny 2021-04-08
An funny sex jokes out there?
0 評論, 98 瀏覽次數,
88 票
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Vaccine joke 2021-02-26
If we get our Covid vaccine shot in our butt, can we call that
shot a "Butta-Fauci?"
3 評論, 173 瀏覽次數,
158 票
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Mask-cott 2021-02-25
If we boycott the mask mandates, can we that a "Mask-cott"?
2 評論, 155 瀏覽次數,
140 票
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Canine quarantine 2021-02-21
The World Health Organization, W.H.O., is concerned that
the new virus will spread to dogs. Therefore they have ordered
all dogs worldwide to be quarantined for 14 to keep dogs
safe from the new covid virus. 15 days from now you can release your out of quarantine,
and then you can sing "W.H.O. let the dogs out?"
6 評論, 124 瀏覽次數,
103 票
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Bad dad joke 2021-02-03
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man
on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!
4 評論, 142 瀏覽次數,
123 票
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Ladies and Gentlemen 2021-01-06
I give you all. <br><br>
Joke ends
1 評論, 59 瀏覽次數,
48 票
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Dirty jokes 2020-10-09
Anyone have good dirty jokes to share? lol
2 評論, 85 瀏覽次數,
71 票
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kinsey 2020-05-14
Anyone else old enough remember the movie ""?
They claimed Revel's Bolero was THE choice in banging
music. Awhile later Kinsey did A study and OMG Bolero was
America's choice. Incredibly enough for Gay Men their
choice was also a classical piece the "William Bend
Overture".
4 評論, 254 瀏覽次數,
223 票
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ignore please :P 2020-04-07
taco butt
10 評論, 369 瀏覽次數,
301 票
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please ignore 2020-03-20
just for coz im horny
0 評論, 8 瀏覽次數,
8 票
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blonde school teacher 2020-03-15
a young blonde school teacher was trying to make her students
understand blood circulation. after going over what the books said a couple of times she
realized it was going to take more effort on her part to make
them understand. since she was wearing pants she stood
on her head against the wall for couple minutes. then she
asked a couple of students to come up and make observations.
one of them ...
2 評論, 215 瀏覽次數,
110 票
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Making jokes of others 02 2020-02-26
I can imagine why some people make jokes of others.... Bottom line is that most of them have low self-esteem. What do u think ?
1 評論, 184 瀏覽次數,
166 票
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Making jokes of others 01 2020-02-12
Telling jokes so every one laughs is one thing, making fun
of someone is another. Making something thats funny a joke is something else than
making him a joke ! ty
3 評論, 194 瀏覽次數,
177 票
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Canadian joke 2020-01-29
How do you upset a Canadian? In conversation, say "oh, you meant ice
hockey."
9 評論, 300 瀏覽次數,
238 票
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Why? 2020-01-16
Why do women wake up and rub their eyes? <br><br>
Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
6 評論, 280 瀏覽次數,
231 票
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Sexist 2020-01-13
Why do women have smaller feet than men? <br><br>
To enable them to get closer to the kitchen sink!
0 評論, 10 瀏覽次數,
7 票
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How many good people 2020-01-11
Does it take to find
4 評論, 245 瀏覽次數,
197 票
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Hunting Season 2020-01-08
A father goes hunting for some deer and he nails a beautiful
1o point buck butt does a bad job cleaning the meat when he
makes it for dinner. His wife comes by later and says "Dear
I was masturbating and I found a pellet." He thinks
nothing of it and tell her not to worry about it. Later his
comes by says she got horny and found a pellet when
she tried to fuck herself. He thinks ...
3 評論, 275 瀏覽次數,
155 票
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A dad joke 2020-01-05
Did you hear about the Victoria's secret in Canada?
They are thinking of changing their name to 'Panty
Hosers'.
5 評論, 176 瀏覽次數,
144 票
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How Many? 2020-01-01
How many guitarists does it take change a light bulb?
<br><br>
. change it and 10 sit around and say, "I
could have changed that way better!"
1 評論, 97 瀏覽次數,
86 票
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... dad joke ... 2019-12-29
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie
in it!"
1 評論, 56 瀏覽次數,
49 票
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The doctor is in 2019-12-26
Knock knock
5 評論, 65 瀏覽次數,
37 票
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What's the difference? 2019-12-26
What's the difference between an oral thermometer
and a rectal thermometer? <br><br>
The taste.
1 評論, 34 瀏覽次數,
24 票
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Barred2 2019-12-23
Bear walks into a bar. <br><br>
Bear:- "one pint of ..........................
beer please" <br><br>
Barman:- "why the long pause?" <br><br>
(Bear:- "waiting for more points")
2 評論, 33 瀏覽次數,
25 票
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Barred 2019-12-23
walks into a bar. <br><br>
Barman:- "why the long face?" <br><br>
(:- "Haven't got enough points to chat
to someone...")
3 評論, 22 瀏覽次數,
14 票
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Hoping to make a good point..... 2019-12-23
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2 評論, 20 瀏覽次數,
12 票
,0.86 分數 |