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toliet paper ............... 18/3/2024
this rabbit is sitting under a tree taking his morning dump
and along walks a big bear and leans against the tree and
the little rabbit is so scared that he is clinched up too tight to squeeze one out
the bear notices him and says morning rabbit to which the
rabbit replies m m morning mr bear while trying his best to finish and run
away <br><br>
the bear grunts a couple times and ...
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The Heaven year itch 18/2/2024
When you die and go up rather than down, you are asked a question
and must answer it correctly to pass through the gates.
There is a blonde ahead of me ready to be asked her question
and she is all fidgety and nervous ... I heard St Peter mutter
to himself, 'Lord Father, she seems like a nice girl
so I will ask her an easy question'... So he asks her
, 'What is the name of Gods only ...
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SLUt....(SaltLake, Ut) 18/2/2024
Back about 10 years ago I was living quite well on the Jersey
shore. Had a great job, beautiful Benz, spent weekends
back up in my hometown next to NYC, spent lots of time at the
beach or on the water, had good times in AC or up in Philly....
It was great ! When I talk about it to people now they often
will ask, 'So what on earth brought you to Salt Lake
City ?' And I tell them ...
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why dont you diet ? 30/11/2023
fat guy in locker room shower and guy walks in and asks. "how
long since you seen your dick " fat guy says ... long time guy says "why dont you diet ? fat guy says " why what color is it now ? <br><br>
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please comment
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I like my women like I like my coffee 19/10/2023
I send it back for not being hot enough!
2 Commenti, 35 Views,
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Meh 10/10/2023
When did the messenger stop letting new members message
people using points?
0 Commenti, 30 Views,
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The Engagement Ring 9/10/2023
The kinky couples had a long & restless weekend, husband
uses his free hand & pushes his wife's belly in
ward, he said ... "Don't move my love ... I think
I found our engagement ring"... he pulls his wrist
out of her ass... curious, he then said... "This isn't
mine".
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joke 9/8/2023
question what's better than a dozen roses on a piano
<br><br>
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answer tulips (two lips) on an organ
1 Commenti, 35 Views,
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guaranteed weight loss 4/5/2023
man walking down the street and sees a sign that says guaranteed
weight loss. <br><br>
he goes inside and sees a real beauty at the desk and asks
about the sign and she explains. pay 100.00 and we guarantee 10lbs weight loss in one day.
excited he pays her the money and she instructs him to strip
off his clothes and go into the room with the green door.
inside he finds the most ...
3 Commenti, 107 Views,
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The Biker 30/3/2023
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach
when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming
voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be
faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. <br><br>
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to
Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." <br><br>
The Lord said, ...
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How do you piss off Whinney The Pooh? 8/3/2023
Stick two fingers in his honey
  ...
1 Commenti, 87 Views,
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I flirted with disaster last night 11/12/2022
Now disaster won’t stop texting me.
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Succeed 11/10/2022
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until
you do suck seed.
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Sperm 3/10/2022
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong
sock this morning.
1 Commenti, 153 Views,
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Give it to me! 3/10/2022
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm
so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she
wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
2 Commenti, 150 Views,
126 Voti
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Sex Tape 25/9/2022
My neighbours just made a sex tape. of course, they don't
know yet.
1 Commenti, 128 Views,
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Fishing 2/8/2022
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
1 Commenti, 177 Views,
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Mobster joke 2/8/2022
What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement? A hardened
criminal.
1 Commenti, 152 Views,
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just coz 26/7/2022
ignore this plz..
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Any? 14/7/2022
Any funny sex jokes anyone would like to share? I think we
can all use a laugh!
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coins 4/7/2022
just for coins
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A common theme 26/6/2022
I see a lot of posts for points
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A common theme 26/6/2022
I see a lot of posts for points
1 Commenti, 132 Views,
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A common theme 26/6/2022
I see a lot of posts for points
2 Commenti, 97 Views,
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hmm 14/5/2022
for points bcoz im poor
4 Commenti, 142 Views,
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Confronting hate 30/3/2022
hi-speed lead posioning is needed. What is the difference
between flying pigs and politicians? The letter F. Three
tampons sitting at a bus stop. What do they say to each other?
Nothing. They’re stuck-up cunts. All the richest people in Congress are Democrats, ever
wonder why?
2 Commenti, 79 Views,
54 Voti
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points 15/3/2022
just for points
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A laughting motorcycle 16/8/2021
What do you call a laughting motorcycle? <br><br>
A Yamahahaha
5 Commenti, 213 Views,
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Any funny Sex Stories 12/8/2021
Anyone love to share something funny that has occurred
in bed?
2 Commenti, 159 Views,
140 Voti
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Airplanes 11/8/2021
I have a joke about airplanes, but it seems to go over peoples
heads.
2 Commenti, 169 Views,
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