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Sandpaper Sally 19-10-2023
There was this young cowboy who was out on the range for a
long time and was looking for a woman to release his pent
up tension.
He went up to the old bartender in the small town saloon,
"Is there a good house in this town?"
"Sure is youngin, " He winked, "but stay
away from Sandpaper Sally."
Once there he found that men where lined up out the door waiting
for their turn at the ...
4 Reacties, 3110 Bezichtigingen,
142 Stemmen
,0.46 Score
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Daddy's little squirt 18-04-2023
The saying is true: Before you are momma's little baby,
you are 's little squirt.
5 Reacties, 76 Bezichtigingen,
45 Stemmen
,0.10 Score
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funny thing i nthe field 11-08-2022
My girl and I were once in a farmers field where there were
many small bales of straw scattered around. It was late
well after dark. We decided to fuck with me lying on a bale
and her astride me, she said she wanted to pee so I told her
to let it go, so she did with my cock in her vagina she peed.
The piss went over my belly and then around my body and into
the bale of straw. It was lovely, we ...
10 Reacties, 472 Bezichtigingen,
57 Stemmen
,3.70 Score
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Any Funny Humor 30-12-2021
Anyone has any good sex stories? =)
1 Reacties, 47 Bezichtigingen,
36 Stemmen
,0.99 Score
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Things ive herd during sex. 07-11-2021
This is a collection ive herd during sex. and no its not all
about me. some is about past roommates.
these are from the bedroom of my x-roommate
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
<br>
Is it in yet.
<br>
Stop fingering me and fuck me.
<br>
(silence, ) he moans, said that was good she said Did something
happen.
<br>
Your fucking kidding me
...
4 Reacties, 506 Bezichtigingen,
40 Stemmen
,2.84 Score
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to the tune of Disco,... Makin' it and then bangin' it.... 07-11-2021
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I
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Oh, Who's that banging at your door?
Just me, the Old Bastard looking at your ass somemore,
Or, was it maybe in lingerie at the department store--
Who wants to hop in bed with U -- certainly not to snore,
Oh, who's that bastard banging at your door?
<br>
II
<br>
Yes Sexy Lady, I'm disease free and plan on stayin'
this way,
Not tokin or ...
1 Reacties, 112 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
,1.39 Score
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Your Humor 07-11-2021
Ever thought that you were boring? That maybe you broke
up with the hot guy because you didn't have it? Everyone
has some excitment, the trick is figuring out what it is!
For an example:
My first boyfriend ditched me after a week. Said I wasn't
worth it. I read every self-help book and article I could,
no difference. Then sparatically he called and we went
to dinner, and I made a small ...
7 Reacties, 553 Bezichtigingen,
45 Stemmen
,4.11 Score
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The Wierdness Scale 07-11-2021
OK, in our lifestyle weirdness is the norm you might think.
I would be inclined to agree, in fact we have met people who
are into BDSM and think we are odd because we swing and we
switch within our relationship. But my life and family
have got to beat just about everything.
My eldest runs a fetish club with her dom boyfriend,
her sister works there as DJ and her boyfriend is ...
9 Reacties, 562 Bezichtigingen,
40 Stemmen
,4.20 Score
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Tongue in Cheek What Kind of Doms Are Out There? 07-11-2021
The "MENTOR? WHAT MENTOR? I AM A SELF TAUGHT"
DOM PROFILE Astoundingly instinctual knowledgable Dom
looking for kinky girls to play with. His dungeon is on wheels,
he calls his cattle prod his "violent wand"
and trolls for submissives at family reunions. He is into
"improvisation" and has never read a book or
a website long enough to do anything more than sign onto
a ...
8 Reacties, 455 Bezichtigingen,
39 Stemmen
,6.25 Score
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Kein Humor 14-08-2021
Hallo, frage mich echt warum es bisher in ideser Rubrik
keinen Eintrag gibt. Gibt es wirklich keinen Humor mehr
in einer Beziehung? Mir ist schon klar das es im SM Bereich
nicht um Humor geht, aber da ich einige Leute aus dieser
Szene kenne kann ich nicht behaupten dass da nicht auch
mal gelacht wird.
Was ist eure Erfahrung/Meinung zu dem Thema. Humor in der
Beziehung allgemein, bzw. in ...
5 Reacties, 387 Bezichtigingen,
23 Stemmen
,4.65 Score
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Spanking 30-06-2021
Well we had been dating a while and my just loved Jim.
When he came over he got extra attention and always a treat.
When we went to the bedroom for some fun Teddy would always
crawl under the bed during out play time.
One night I am strung up on a hook over the door frame when
the paddle connects to my ass. Jim liked to spank and rub,
spank then rub my ass. On about the third ...
7 Reacties, 262 Bezichtigingen,
47 Stemmen
,3.30 Score
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Any good funny sex stories 15-01-2021
Anyone have some funny sex stories to share?
2 Reacties, 43 Bezichtigingen,
29 Stemmen
,1.13 Score
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"SANTA,WHAT.WILL.I.BE.WHEN.I'M.A SENIOR?" . 25-10-2020
SANTA[DEADLINE]WILM.N.C.BE.A.SENIOR: SECRETSANTA, Answers
his GrandChilds Question "What will I be when I become
a Senior Citizen? What will it be like SANTA?" "I'm
the life of the party even if it lasts past 10pm, and I'm
very good at opening Tyenol caps with a hammer, yes
I'm usually interested in going home before I get to
where I'm going, _n_I'm awake many hours ...
0 Reacties, 101 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,0.14 Score
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Who pissed on my beer? 25-10-2020
My mom and her boyfriend went away for the weekend, several
years ago. THey went to Lincoln City, on the Oregon Coast.
He bought a case of beer to take with him.
<br>
He had so many drinks that night that he could barely stand.
Mom said that around 3:30 that morning, he went to the bathroom
in his birthday suit. She said he fell three times on his
way to the bathroom that was only ...
0 Reacties, 301 Bezichtigingen,
15 Stemmen
,4.20 Score
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Sexbedürfnisse von Männern und Frauen so unterschiedlich sind. 24-05-2020
September 2005
Ich hatte nie richtig verstanden, warum Sexbedürfnisse
von Männern
und Frauen so unterschiedlich sind. All
diese Geschichten von Mars und
Venus... und ich hatte auch nie verstanden, warum Männer
mit dem Kopf und
Frauen mit dem Herz denken.
Für knapp 3 Monate sind meine "X"-Freundin
und ich wie jeden Abend ins Bett gegangen.
Nur fingen wir ...
1 Reacties, 347 Bezichtigingen,
18 Stemmen
,5.85 Score
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Threesoom with One Man and two Women 18-06-2019
The man says to the two women "Let s have a threesome
and i want to watch". Both smile and say yes. A few days
later the bedroom is locked and he hears giggling, laughter
then moaning. He looks down to see a little box. He opens
the box with a note " For you...", he looks in
and sees a nice watch.
4 Reacties, 152 Bezichtigingen,
70 Stemmen
,3.79 Score
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Rejected 23-05-2019
Things ive herd women say when asking them on a date. and
yes they really said these things.
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No,
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Never,
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Id rather be singel for the rest of my life,
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uh uh uh uh yea right,
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who the fuck are you,
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youre still a virgin arnt you,
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depends on how much money you make,
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sorry Im needing ...
3 Reacties, 327 Bezichtigingen,
22 Stemmen
,2.41 Score
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Embarassing sex stories 07-01-2019
I have my fair share, althought the worst was once when i
was in high school. I was with a girl, and we were getting
a little loud with the spankings. She was moaning, and we
believed that her parents were gone. Right when i was about
to come her dad walked in the room to see what the noise was.
He turned as white as a ghost, and i ran out of the house as
fast as i could, my pants halfway on, as ...
4 Reacties, 701 Bezichtigingen,
53 Stemmen
,4.31 Score
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The Tattoo 02-01-2019
Ben came home late that night.
His wife Linda asked "where the hell have you been?".
I got a tattoo he said proudly. A tattoo she said angrily,
"What kind of tattoo?". I got a tattoo of a hundred
dollar bill on my dick.
"Why would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill
tattooed on his dick" she asked.
"Well one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, sometimes
I like to play with my ...
2 Reacties, 403 Bezichtigingen,
21 Stemmen
,4.12 Score
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your wife mabe cheeting on you when 23-11-2018
Your wife maybe cheeting on you when
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1. You put on a pair of underware that doesnt fit you.
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2. you wife has a freshly fucked face and she clames she was
masterbaiting and waiting for you.
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3 you call your house while you are at work and noone answers,
she said she went to the store, but there are no shopping
bags.
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4. there are socks ...
2 Reacties, 472 Bezichtigingen,
36 Stemmen
,2.20 Score
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da Mattress poem 21-11-2018
Oh, I luv dem Mattress ads on plasma TV
He's a sleep-N-she dreams--she was free
He wants an electric mattress wit'buttons-N-numbers
She wants a trampoline, with him not a fumbler
He snores to the roars of NASCARs everywhere
She tosses her ass covered blanket up in the air
When dey do bang anyway, he's not even there
Her thoughts -R- with Bad-Boy of yesteryear
She wants to be eaten ...
1 Reacties, 68 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,1.69 Score
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colour test... 21-11-2018
sky
royal
blue
dark blue
orange
orange red
crimson
firebrick
dark red
green
lima
sea
[COLOR ...
1 Reacties, 87 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,1.51 Score
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colour test... 04-11-2018
sky
royal
blue
dark blue
orange
orange red
crimson
firebrick
dark red
green
lima
sea
[COLOR ...
1 Reacties, 106 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,2.36 Score
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TERAPIA SEXUAL 30-01-2017
TERAPIA SEXUAL
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Una pareja de maduros acude a la consulta de un terapeuta
sexual.
Sin muchos preà mbulos, el caballero le dice:
- Doctor ¿podria observarnos mientras hacemos el amor?
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<br>
El doctor queda un poco sorprendido ante la propuesta,
pero acepta... Cuando la pareja termina, el doctor les
dice:
<br>
...
4 Reacties, 337 Bezichtigingen,
29 Stemmen
,4.04 Score
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A true black belt at cunilingus. 04-01-2017
My head is between your legs. I can taste your pussy juices;
you are very wet now. I run my tongue around the edges of your
pussy. I caress your tummy, ass, and your thighs with my
hands. I find your g-spot and apply pressure. I open your
legs and place my head between your thighs. I rub your tummy
some more. I then remove your panties to reveal a very wet
pussy. I slowly start licking you around ...
0 Reacties, 289 Bezichtigingen,
59 Stemmen
,3.45 Score
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DOM/DOM PLAY ??? 10-10-2015
Is it possible for two 100% Dominants to play together?
An interesting question and thought experiment devised
for my amusement.
This is a paradox, as I will show that the answer is both "yes"
and "no!!"
Just because something is a paradox, does not mean that
it is impossible. There are paradoxes galore in both the
natural and man-made world. Bearing that in mind, let's
give ...
1 Reacties, 77 Bezichtigingen,
31 Stemmen
,2.76 Score
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Me pone mi prima 21-09-2015
De pequeños a todos nos a puesto nuestra prima. Seguro que
hay excepciones, pero como norma general nuestras primas
nos producen cierta atracción sexual, tal vez debido a
que las mujeres más cercanas a nosotros pero con cierta
lejanÃa familiar. ¿Alguien se ha molestado en estudiar
este suceso?
1 Reacties, 376 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
,2.47 Score
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Old Harold 05-03-2013
There this guy Harold who's like 97 years old and lives
in a nursing home. Anyway every evening after dinner Harold
would go out to a secluded part of the garden and just sit
on the glider thinking about all of his accomplishments
and his long life.
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One evening Ethel, an 87 year old, strolled by and saw Harold.
She asked what he was doing and they started to talk. Well ...
1 Reacties, 366 Bezichtigingen,
14 Stemmen
,3.14 Score
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Why Man Got His First Blow Job 02-03-2013
"Don't eat that Eve!" Adam hollered as
he saw his mate plucking the ripe fruit from the branch.
<br>
"Why not?"
<br>
"Cause God said we couldn't."
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"So? Look how much fruit it bears. It would be a stupid
waste not to eat it. Besides, none of the other trees have
fruit that is so fat and plentiful and I don't really
feel like walking to the next nearest tree. ...
0 Reacties, 388 Bezichtigingen,
19 Stemmen
,1.81 Score
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notturni a milano 07-07-2009
Ciao a tutti ho 28 anni e vivo a Milano. Cerco donne, singole,
a Milano e prov interessate ad incontri piccanti, amanti
come me della trasgressione fatta però nel massimo dell'educazione
rispetto e pulizia. Cerco esclusivamente incontri VERI
E DAL VIVO non stronzate tipo sesso al telefono e cose simili.
Non sono una porco ma amo trasgredire, anche sessualmente
perchè credo che il sesso piacia ...
0 Reacties, 23 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,2.47 Score
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