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eliza1234 49F
1482 posts
4/22/2017 10:43 am
It's the truth! Honest!



A few days ago, I had a slightly unfortunate run in with a treadmill. I'm relieved to say that no one saw it, or worse still, uploaded a video of me landing in a heap on the floor to the internet.

I could have been a lot worse. The knees are healing ok and the resulting muscle aches are subsiding.

However, what has hurt the most is that people don't believe me when I say how my knees got grazed. Alas, this is one occasion where my injuries were from something way less fun than a good hard seeing to on the carpet.

Have you ever had any injuries that people have assumed were from kink/sex but weren't?

eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/22/2017 10:46 am

Ouch


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/22/2017 10:49 am

    Quoting YsewSerious:
    My first reaction to the picture was that someone had been crawling probably in compliance with an instruction or command. But I read on! Wow!
Unfortunately not earned that way this time!


xntrick 59M
2927 posts
4/22/2017 12:34 pm

I saw a similar injury from the result of puppy play on a bare floor. The best part was when I applied 'Second Skin' to her wounds. It stung like crazy and her reaction was priceless to a sadist.


Fetishtop4u 65M
9 posts
4/22/2017 1:29 pm

I like you bent over the table far better to address your bottom.


InderioMinx 54F  
19798 posts
4/22/2017 5:02 pm

Ouch, I hope that heals quickly.

Not really. When I have an owwie or two, I usually add to my story ~ "...and not even a good story to tell..." I mean really, having a good story sometimes makes it easier to deal with.

Ars longa, vita brevis - Art is long, life is short


drmgirl622 68F  
25884 posts
4/22/2017 5:21 pm

Oh, that looks so sore......


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/23/2017 7:07 am

    Quoting YsewSerious:
    Looks painful. A sub once blamed me for her red knees the following day. All she had to do was tell me at the time. She had very fair skin and it did not show up till the next day. I felt terrible about it.
Yes I agree. If you're not happy with something it's your responsibility to say so!


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/23/2017 7:08 am

I think I'm going to pull through. Just


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/23/2017 7:08 am

    Quoting  :

I've been looking on a popular online store


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/23/2017 7:10 am

    Quoting xntrick:
    I saw a similar injury from the result of puppy play on a bare floor. The best part was when I applied 'Second Skin' to her wounds. It stung like crazy and her reaction was priceless to a sadist.
Haha. I made he mistake of putting that on a burst blister on the palm of my hand and oh my goodness did it sting! I can imagine you enjoying the spectacular reaction


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/23/2017 7:11 am

    Quoting Fetishtop4u:
    I like you bent over the table far better to address your bottom.
i bruised that too


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/23/2017 7:11 am

    Quoting  :

I'm sure it looked rather amusing


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/23/2017 7:12 am

    Quoting InderioMinx:
    Ouch, I hope that heals quickly.

    Not really. When I have an owwie or two, I usually add to my story ~ "...and not even a good story to tell..." I mean really, having a good story sometimes makes it easier to deal with.
Getting there. That's a great line. Mind if I steal it?


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/23/2017 7:12 am

I've had worse knees


TheBargee 68M
16315 posts
4/24/2017 9:29 am

I have always given exercise machines a wide berth and therefore have no such injuries to report.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/24/2017 1:38 pm

    Quoting TheBargee:
    I have always given exercise machines a wide berth and therefore have no such injuries to report.


Phew, thank goodness for that. I'm sure you'd find a way of turning a treadmill into a pervertible


tinkerfun 46F
11150 posts
5/14/2017 10:07 am

Poor you!! But haha yes they do look like carpet burn.

As many people don't know about my kinks I haven't had any issues with people not believing me but I've had it the other way round. I once got a black eye from a pretty heavy mouth action (somehow the vessels of my eye popped!). So imagine how I had to explain that I got it from a yoga class as I was supposed to be doing yoga!!! It was apparently a downward dog gone wrong..... x


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
5/15/2017 1:45 pm

    Quoting tinkerfun:
    Poor you!! But haha yes they do look like carpet burn.

    As many people don't know about my kinks I haven't had any issues with people not believing me but I've had it the other way round. I once got a black eye from a pretty heavy mouth action (somehow the vessels of my eye popped!). So imagine how I had to explain that I got it from a yoga class as I was supposed to be doing yoga!!! It was apparently a downward dog gone wrong..... x
That's a notoriously dangerous yoga move I as I understand it. Sounds like you got away with it though. I once was unfortunate enough to accidentally get my face in the way of a cane in full swish and you know how distinctive those marks are. I blamed it on a branch swinging back at me on a county walk. Not sure I was believed!


CawintShard 68M

11/26/2018 6:02 am

No impressions of uncooked rice. Must have been the crawling.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
11/27/2018 2:10 pm

    Quoting CawintShard:
    No impressions of uncooked rice. Must have been the crawling.
Haha, yes, carpet burn is a real hazard.



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